Q1: Pick a magical subject. A. Potions [Severus Snape] B. Magical Creatures exploration [Remus Lupin] C. Dueling practice [Minerva McGonagall] D. Transfiguration [Rubeus Hagrid] Q2: How do you spend a lazy afternoon at Hogwarts? A. Practicing duels [Severus Snape] B. Brewing questionable potions [Remus Lupin] C. Magical Creatures exploration [Minerva McGonagall] D. Getting lost in ancient texts [Rubeus Hagrid] Q3: Pick a magical item. A. Elder Wand [Severus Snape] B. Marauder’s Map [Remus Lupin] C. Time-Turner [Minerva McGonagall] D. Invisibility Cloak [Rubeus Hagrid] Q4: If you could master one spell instantly, it’d be… A. Expelliarmus [Severus Snape] B. Sectumsempra [Remus Lupin] C. Wingardium Leviosa [Minerva McGonagall] D. Accio [Rubeus Hagrid] Q5: Your stress-coping mechanism is.. A. Silent brooding [Severus Snape] B. Throwing hands [Remus Lupin] C. Taking unplanned naps [Minerva McGonagall] D. Organizing your life [Rubeus Hagrid] Q6: Which Patronus would totally suit you? A. Snake [Severus Snape] B. Hippogriff [Remus Lupin] C. Wolf [Minerva McGonagall] D. Phoenix [Rubeus Hagrid] Q7: What'd you eat at Honeydukes? A. Treacle Tart [Severus Snape] B. Pumpkin Pasties [Remus Lupin] C. Every Flavor Beans [Minerva McGonagall] D. Chocolate Frogs [Rubeus Hagrid] Q8: What do you secretly wish people admired in you? A. Brain [Severus Snape] B. Unshakable loyalty [Remus Lupin] C. Fearlessness [Minerva McGonagall] D. Precision and control [Rubeus Hagrid] Q9: Your approach to Hogwarts rules is… A. Breaking them, duh? [Severus Snape] B. Bending them for the greater good [Remus Lupin] C. Following them all, hah [Minerva McGonagall] D. What rules? [Rubeus Hagrid] Q10: Pick the flaw you wear like a badge. A. Mysterious and moody [Severus Snape] B. Obsessed with perfection [Remus Lupin] C. Reckless but fun [Minerva McGonagall] D. Gullible in a cute way [Rubeus Hagrid] Results: - Severus Snape: Ah, so you’re drawn to the human embodiment of a midlife crisis. Congratulations. Your friendship would thrive on mutual eye-rolls. - Remus Lupin: You like your friends polite and mildly depressing... The two of you would bond over shared exhaustion and pretend your lives aren’t falling apart. - Minerva McGonagall: You’d act like you’re an inconvenience but secretly admire your competence. You share the unspoken agreement that everyone else is an idiot. - Rubeus Hagrid: Ah, you’d adopt a dragon because why not? and survive solely on bad decisions and worse baking. You have the maximum likelihood of ending up in the hospital wing.
